X2: Look Tache, there’s no easy way for me to say this.
X2: So I’m just going to say it the dumb, convoluted way.

X2: Your future self-
X2: Or I’m hoping what will now be your alternate future self.

X2: Anyway, a version of you from the future. They left me this drunken video message.
X2: And they said one day you’d really regret not saying goodbye to me properly before I left.

Tachelock: Future me is an asshole too.

X2: Undoubtably.
X2: But they don’t have to be.

Tachelock: I really am going to miss you, buddy.
X2: I’m going to miss you too.