Surely this can only end well?
Remind me what is it we’re trying to achieve here?
We are not trying to achieve anything.
You are naysaying, as is apparently always your preferred role.
I, on the other hand, am about to soar into the heavens and inform the management of my distinct displeasure with the current state of afterlife arrangements.
I just… I think metaphysically you’re really on the wrong track with this one.
And what exactly do you know about metaphysics?
Just enough to be pretty sure they shouldn’t involve an actual cannon.