A psychic egg would be way cooler. Although also a lot quieter.

I hear Gerald Butler and Jennifer Aniston are already interested in one of the romantic comedies.

Oh yes, definitely. Perfectly well adjusted, no doubt about it.

Insert coins to continue.

This strip is for Karol, who yesterday did me the great honour of becoming my wife. Always and all ways, baby. I love you.

Their hats really were a bit silly.

What is the sound of one tree pausing in a forest?

If you’re going to ask for foreverness rather than permission, an orbital defence platform is always a handy plan B.

Annnnd play dead!

It is my experience that some puns generate their own dread gravity that cannot long be resisted.