Industrial quantities of chick soup might also be worth a try.

Dragon week! More on Tuesday!

Apparently a nice bowl of muesli and a hot cocoa is your best bet.

If that still doesn’t work, try bopping them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

He probably should have just stuck to the haiku.

Every massive ecological disaster has a silver lining.

It does rather put things in perspective.

This year at E-merl our usual Christmas Extravaganza has doubled in size! Two weeks of red and green strips! Woo-hoo!

Also? Shoes.

Our Christmas Extravaganza continues! Have a happy one!