Clearly a true orator.
Transcripts
Father’s Son
When I was little, my daddy would tell me these stories.
They always had a moral.
Like, “The Meek Shall Inherit What They’re Damn Well Given!”
Or, “All Whores Will Burn In Hell, Even Your Mother!”
And, “Jesus Hates Little Boys Who Cry And Wet Their Bed!”
He was a great man, my daddy.