For everything else, use Parrots.

That pesky God. He’s just incorrigible.

When you’ve drawn Herzog once, you have drawn him always and forever. Which saves quite a lot of time, all told.

I was surprised to discover that the colour of Rock(!) is currently hot pink.

Of my life I can now say this; once I drew a perfect moon.

Good posture is the key to focusing your inner chi.

Yes you do.

Making fun of Werner Herzog’s accent. A new high or a new low?

Produced in response to those having particular difficulty in relation to Stage 2 of our previously published advice.

It’s a vicious circle! Bastards!