Industrial quantities of chick soup might also be worth a try.

“Oh look, snow!” would be another one to avoid.

I got mine for just $19.99!

I hope when they make a sequel to Citizen Kane they CGI Roy Schieder into it too.

Gee, monoliths sure are cranky first thing in the millennium.

By Jove! I do believe it’s a three-parter! More on Thursday.

Never forget kids, Godzilla is the true meaning of Halloween. Or something.

Ooh, its Halloween week at E-merl! Nothing says spooky like a good axe murdering.

One can only go so long between giraffe-sex jokes before one starts to get antsy.

They do great work.