Acceptance or petulance? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

“Giraffes prevail when elephants fail to act.” Someone famous probably said that, right?

Will Francois reveal all? Or will he try to change the subject? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Is there any problem that reality television cannot solve?

Sometimes the choice is simple: Run? Or hide? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Fiftieth strip! Woooooo!

The Hybrid! Who is he? Or what makes him so Dangerous? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Appropriate

Panel four = my new favourite panel. Also! News on what I’ve been up to lately with Electricomics. Also also! Say hi to the new Theory page.

So is it a nice hole? Or not so much? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I think an actual haunted table may have been less disturbing.