Follow him? Or further excuses? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Man. Now I want some toast too.

Intervention? Or distraction? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

She bought him some socks instead. So much for the power of suggestion.

Eyes open? Or eyes closed? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I hope he put him in the right bin – otherwise that could be a nasty fine.

Truth or pun? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

The “very very unfortunate” version of events had a lot more blood in panels 3, 4, 2 and 1.

Just how unfortunate are thing going to get? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I think if Bea was ever going to learn that lesson it probably would have already happened by now.