The engineering challenge of crafting wings out of purest stupid should not be underestimated. Also! Now announcing the 2013 E-merl Spring Tour.

What could be more reasonable than that?

Qui considerat gigas machina?

Try imagining the whole city is naked. Wait no, that probably won’t help.

Someone is being awfully reasonable all of a sudden…

The Professor’s lessons usually involve more flame-throwers.

Those would have to be some impressively large cups of coffee.

‘Friends’ like that are hard to forget.

Of a sort.

As excuses go that’s a pretty good one.