Try narrowing the search or try something else? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

So hey, did you hear about Electricomics? It’s the new digital comics project I’ve been working on with Alan Moore and a whole passel of talented folk. Going to be an interesting year!

I bet there are a lot of reasonable uses for a disemboweler, right? So! Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and any resulting disembowelling shown on Friday.

And that is how you negotiate from a position of strength.

Cromwelephant! Once Cromwelephant has been seen, it cannot be unseen. But you can roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

How about some surreal sense instead?

A complex decision this week. Yes… or no? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Batman: Arkham Accountant. I would very probably play that game.

Try to lay low or see a bit of Ghent? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Immediate waffles are the best waffles.