The Hybrid! Who is he? Or what makes him so Dangerous? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. Appropriate

Fiftieth strip! Woooooo!

Sometimes the choice is simple: Run? Or hide? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Is there any problem that reality television cannot solve?

Will Francois reveal all? Or will he try to change the subject? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

“Giraffes prevail when elephants fail to act.” Someone famous probably said that, right?

Acceptance or petulance? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I think if Bea was ever going to learn that lesson it probably would have already happened by now.

Just how unfortunate are thing going to get? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

The “very very unfortunate” version of events had a lot more blood in panels 3, 4, 2 and 1.