Truth or pun? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I hope he put him in the right bin – otherwise that could be a nasty fine.

Eyes open? Or eyes closed? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

She bought him some socks instead. So much for the power of suggestion.

Intervention? Or distraction? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Man. Now I want some toast too.

Follow him? Or further excuses? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Nothing else says ‘villain’ like a Luger P08.

Smith or Pitt? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

You have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny.