Timetabling: You seek an alteration to the configuration?
Lemrin: Yes, that – I seek that.
Timetabling: What is the flaw in the current configuration?
Lemrin: The flaw is 1B13.
Lemrin: In the expert opinion of my learned colleague, that room is crazy haunted.
Timetabling: This flaw is known. Was known.
Timetabling: Estates claim this flaw resolved. Non-existent. A memory.
Lemrin: I’m afraid Estates are mistaken.
Lemrin: I was in there this afternoon, and the room is still deeply unsafe for classes.
Timetabling: Estates. The physical. The material. The enemy.
Timetabling: They harm the configuration with inaccuracy. Falsehood. Bad Data.
Lemrin: Look, I don’t want to get anyone in trouble.
Lemrin: But I do need a room that’s not going to try and eat my students.
Timetabling: Reconsidering. Rearranging. Reworking.
Timetabling: Initiating reconfiguration of reality.
Lemrin: Reality? Hold on, I just meant-
Lemrin: Hnnn!