X2: So… want to try that again with the allergies toggled off?

Sol: Absolutely not! I’m sticking to just serving drinks from now on.
JEDCØP: JEDCØP concurs. Alcohol is fun, but food is just weird.

X2: But… but what about personal growth and challenging yourself by trying something new?

Sol: Fine, I’ll start a hobby. Something nice and safe that won’t risk killing any of my patrons.

Sol: But right now, how about some good old fashioned simulated inebriation for everyone on the house?
JEDCØP: Yay!

Caption: The Moral:
Caption: Alcohol is fun. Food is weird.
JEDCØP: JEDCØP just said that!