JEDCØP: JEDCØP is ready!
Tachelock: Wait, slow down, do you mean like in an existential sense or-
Mechra: No. I am being very literal.

Mechra: My sensors have detected the chronal bow wave of an incoming temporal incursion.

JEDCØP: How large is the bow wave?
Mechra: Only 73 millichrons.

JEDCØP: Then the source of the attack must be coming from some point within the next century!
Mechra: Millie who?

JEDCØP: Have you been able to triangulate the likely point of incursion?
Mechra: Yes. It’s targeted directly at the bar.
JEDCØP: Understood. Initiating active chronal anomalies scan.

Tachelock: The two of you do realise I have no idea what you’re talking about, right?