Personally, I would have gone with the explosion.
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Caption: So… uh… how do I end this thing?
Tachelock: How about an explosion? Explosions are always cool.
JEDCØP: Maybe…
HEDBØT: Ooh! You could have a big song and dance number!
JEDCØP: Wait. Who were you again?
Tentakitty69: Eggplant. Eggplant. JEDCØP?
JEDCØP: No. Just… no.
Sol: I think you probably just need a final scene reflecting some of the key themes of the piece overall.
JEDCØP: That’s it!
Sol: Glad to be of help.
JEDCØP: Oh… no, your suggestion sounded boring and JEDCØP stopped paying attention.
JEDCØP: But it did give JEDCØP an idea of his own…