Top robot stag do tip for the day: no matter how friendly the bar, always virus scan your drinks.
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Tachelock: I genuinely have no idea how I got there.
X2: What!?
X2: After you gave me such a hard time for deleting my memories!?
Tachelock: Well at least I didn’t do it deliberately.
Tachelock: The best I can figure, there must have been bad code in some of those drinks.
Tachelock: But at the time I had zero clue what was going on.
Tachelock: There I am in the middle of bugfuck robophobe central.
Tachelock: I’m panicked and looking to find anything I can use as a disguise.
Tachelock: Then somehow I stumble upon a construction site for this new skyscraper.
Tachelock: I see an opportunity and, without really thinking about it, I take it.
Tachelock: And that’s how I ended up spending the next decade disguised as a freight elevator.