X2, secret Robot Twilight fan?

X2 – the voice of sucking-related reason.

JEDCØP – the voice of reason-adjacent panic.

If Tachelock is saving the day, then the day is in trouble.

Tachelock Holmes Fights Crime! – new spin off series?

He’s clearly thought this through.

Gasp! Was Mechra the Robovamp all along?

Robo-werewolf!?!

Synoptic Joe returns once more, raising again that often asked question – is that his head or his whole body?

Poor Tachelock – his spin off was cancelled before they even made the pilot.