Hey Kids!

Hey Kids!

Top parenting hint: don’t let me near your children.

Posted on January 15, 2009 at 12:01 am in All Knowledge Is Strange, Miscellaneous Wisdom. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses

  1. LizardKing says:

    The other day I was launching a water rocket with my brother and nephew (who is 7). One of the fins on the rocket broke. Then I said, loudly and without thinking, “Fuck it, let’s launch it again anyways!”

    Needless to say, my brother was not pleased I’d cussed in front of his son.

  2. Steven says:

    I was trained to cuss at a very early age, like 3, by my grandfather and some others.

    I was so epic that I had to stop, lest the entire world would explode.

    One day, when I am needed most, I shall loose a stream of obscenities so hard that God himself would be all “WTF man? I don’t even think some of those words exist!”

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