096. On The Head

The Planet On The Head Of A Pin

First I carved the seas.

Then the land. Then the towns. Then the cities. Then the people.
Wow!
You even did all the people? How!?

Through countless years of meditation I learned to slow the rhythm of my heart. And then between each heartbeat, I struck.

First the body. Then the arms. Then the head. Then the leg. A hundred million times I struck. Each blow as exact as the next.

Leg?
What?

You said “leg” not “legs.”
What of it?

Well… um… people have two legs…. don’t they?

Two… legs…
Yes?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*smash*

He was a bit highly strung, wasn’t he?
Indeed.