All Praise The Random Number Generator!

But on the positive side, it’s much easier to get re-murdering stains out of the carpet afterwards.

See? Definitely made better by AI.

We’re terrible.

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Celebrated here in Solid Metal Override by… er… continuing our current story that doesn’t connect to Valentines in any way at all! Yay!

JEDCØP’s priorities remain very clear.

Lucky Thirteen! And we kick things off with something that looks… a little familiar?

100th episode! Woop woop woop!

HEDBØT’s fear of ladders is starting to make a lot more sense…

Sudden plot twist!