That is not dead which can eternal nag.
It is my experience that some puns generate their own dread gravity that cannot long be resisted.
Annnnd play dead!
If you’re going to ask for foreverness rather than permission, an orbital defence platform is always a handy plan B.
What is the sound of one tree pausing in a forest?
Their hats really were a bit silly.
This strip is for Karol, who yesterday did me the great honour of becoming my wife. Always and all ways, baby. I love you.
Insert coins to continue.
Oh yes, definitely. Perfectly well adjusted, no doubt about it.
I hear Gerald Butler and Jennifer Aniston are already interested in one of the romantic comedies.