It’s a tougher question than you might think.

They’re a mean drunk.

This works well for public speaking too, providing the room you’re in is cold enough.

Late strip! Apologies! Also: ew!

Also: pogo curling.

Belated Valentine’s Day special!

At least they’re polite about it.

If anyone in Hollywood is reading I have a Da Vinci Code 2 spec script ready to go.

And thus concludes our bold contribution to the aiding international understanding. Next week: something a little less Belgian, I imagine.

Belgian Roulette is somewhat more enjoyable than its Russian counterpart.