But what I’m saying is, who decided which one is port and which is starboard?
For the umpteenth time, I do not care.

Jeez! I’m just trying to pass the time.

It feels like we’ve been on this boat forever.
It’s barely been an hour.

And this isn’t a pleasure cruise – we’re on a mission. We need to stay alert!

Alert for what? There’s nothing out here but sea and more sea.
Look, it’s simple. We need to be paying careful attention to exactly when we… we…

…

Um… why are we out here again?
I think it maybe had something to do with… pirates? Or possibly sea monsters?