Hats: threat or menace?
Tachelock: Biological? What the hell!?
X2: Oh for- why do you even have a “Deep Hat Scanning” mode?
JEDCØP: X2 would be surprised just how much criminal activity involves hats.
Tachelock: Never mind that – why is your hat alive!?
X2: The hat isn’t alive it’s-
X2: Look, I’ll show you, but you both have to promise not to freak out.
Tachelock: I promise.
JEDCØP: JEDCØP promises.
Tachelock: What the fuck is that!?
JEDCØP: Skeeviness indicators now at 207%!