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Tachelock: Biological? What the hell!?
X2: Oh for- why do you even have a “Deep Hat Scanning” mode?
JEDCØP: X2 would be surprised just how much criminal activity involves hats.

Tachelock: Never mind that – why is your hat alive!?

X2: The hat isn’t alive it’s-
X2: *sigh*
X2: Look, I’ll show you, but you both have to promise not to freak out.

Tachelock: I promise.
JEDCØP: JEDCØP promises.

Tachelock: What the fuck is that!?
JEDCØP: Skeeviness indicators now at 207%!

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