Really it’s the only rational response.

*Ant not necessarily shown to scale.

Top parenting hint: don’t let me near your children.

Jaws! The Catcher In The Rye! Uh… High School Musical 3!

Obviously Her Majesty is a few years behind in her movie viewing.

Mew.

Dull, sure. But he did cook a mean spaghetti bolognese.

Yours to print out and redeem at your nearest participating church.

How would we ever get by without him?

Surviving related heatstroke issues is another matter entirely.