For some reason they’d also wear bowler hats.

Nothing says “I love you” like a bouquet of Poop Blossoms.

Part one! More egg-citement (yes, you may kill me now) on Tuesday.

Egg-celsior! (I promise I will never pun again).

“Joaquin Phoenix.” Still funny.

The topic of bestiality as a whole is perhaps one best avoided.

If you ever feel your day has been lacking in disturbing mental imagery, google “sex with dolphins.”

More from the last unicorn on Thursday.

Top drug safety tip: never trust a unicorn when you’re high.

Tricky creatures, dragons. Surprisingly easy to draw though.