Your cow knowledge is now complete. Go forth!

There’s a reason it’s called “stand up” comedy.

Oooh, tetchy!

Confrontational! But catchy!

Far out, man. That’s like… whoa. Puffins.

If you’re a puffin it pays to ask, apparently.

John Entwistle. Just to pre-empt the comments thread.

I really shouldn’t have enjoyed writing that pun as much as I did.

I guess there’s more to regret in a field than one might imagine.

Existentialism has its limits when it comes to seabirds.