Merlin

081. Avast

It’s cry like a pirate day!

Can you guess who she’s talking about? If you can’t, you’re really very bad at guessing.

Illustrated by Douglas Noble.

That is not dead which can eternal nag.

Douglas chose Saraswati’s name, by the way. I wonder where he got it from?

Illustrated by Douglas Noble.

It is my experience that some puns generate their own dread gravity that cannot long be resisted.

In the future, everyone communicates by abstract dance, via the use of remotely controlled robot exoskeletons.

Illustrated by Douglas Noble.

Annnnd play dead!

I’m sure you’re all glad to know they still have ponds in the future.

Illustrated by Douglas Noble.

If you’re going to ask for foreverness rather than permission, an orbital defence platform is always a handy plan B.

(Yes, it’s a Sim City 2000 reference.)

Illustrated by Douglas Noble.