There’d probably need to be more than one sneeze guy. Or he’d have to have a much bigger book. Or use much smaller writing. Hmm...
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044. The Ride
Scream if you want to go faster!
11:24. An Amendment
Oooh! Not often we see Pete actually getting riled up about something. You tell ‘im Pete!
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043. Surprise!
I think it’s pretty clear what side of the forgiveness/permission debate alien xenomorphs tend to fall on.
11:23. The Book
Klaus could have a real future on TV, once someone invents a home shopping channel. “The Book Of The Dead can now be yours for just five easy no-interest payments!”
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042. The Sequel
Because one remake is never enough.
The Planet Of Unnecessary Remakes 2
So Moon Two was a hit, right?
Solid gold box office smash!
Right! So I’m thinking sequel. And you know what that means?
Moon… 3D?
Right! And maybe also Casey Affleck as the Sea of Fertility.
I don’t know. 3D movies – they’re yesterday’s news.
What are you saying?
I’m saying we take this to the next level.
We build an actual, physical three-dimensional moon in orbit around the planet!
Forged from purest Hollywood! Able to reign down lunar death on all competing studios!
And With Brad Pitt fused into its centre as its living, breathing, marketable heart!
…
You don’t think we might be crossing a line into full-on, evil megalomania??
It’s what the audience wants!
11:22. All In
I take it back, that was plenty of detail. Perhaps a bit too much.
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041. Exclaimed
And now ex-planet, apparently.
11:21. Who Made The Rule?
Klaus is perhaps not being as forthcoming on detail as Pete would like. Bad Klaus!
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040. Shiny Doodads
Not to be confused with The Planet Of Tomorrow, which is about 80% less porny.