Just how much doom has Friedrich invited? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

News update! Electricomics has launched! I am in Mexico! More details here!

Loop the loop? Or push some buttons? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Press play on your “Iron Eagle Mega Mix” cassette… now.

Dive or defend? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Or maybe they sent back a spare in case one was damaged? Just sayin’.

Give in? Or set certain conditions? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

At this point, tests three through six are mostly just a blur.

Who will Beatrice forbid to fly? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

And yet conversely, he really misses his old eyebrows.