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You don’t have to follow the rules? Okay. Run. On the elephant.
Otherwise, 4.
If we don’t have to play the game, then why play it? Skip straight to what’s best for you. Otherwise go with what the red panel suggests.
Settle it all over a plate of immediate waffles.
do what the elephant says
The Hybrid pulls a deus ex machina.
Erase the giraffe queen from existence.
Become God.
Bring peace to the giraffes.
Bringing peace is actually a good idea.
Bring peace
Erase the giraffe queen from existence.
Bring peace through waffles.
Everything to coffee urns
peace via waffles sounds good, right?
Reality shifts. Elephants can now cure Evil Giraffe Syndrome via Trunk Punch. Hilarity ensues. Cromwell needs half a punch.
Choices Tallied. Comic tomorrow.
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16 Comments
You don’t have to follow the rules? Okay. Run. On the elephant.
Otherwise, 4.
If we don’t have to play the game, then why play it? Skip straight to what’s best for you. Otherwise go with what the red panel suggests.
Settle it all over a plate of immediate waffles.
do what the elephant says
The Hybrid pulls a deus ex machina.
Erase the giraffe queen from existence.
Become God.
Bring peace to the giraffes.
Bringing peace is actually a good idea.
Bring peace
Erase the giraffe queen from existence.
Bring peace through waffles.
Everything to coffee urns
peace via waffles sounds good, right?
Reality shifts. Elephants can now cure Evil Giraffe Syndrome via Trunk Punch. Hilarity ensues. Cromwell needs half a punch.
Choices Tallied. Comic tomorrow.