You’re doing it wrong!

Doing what wrong?
Haunting!

Where’s the uneasy sense of undefined dread? Where’s the lingering feeling of spectral menace?

Who made you the expert?
Providence!

Now, let’s try it again from the top, shall we? Remember: Unease! Dread! Spectral menace!

Annnnnnnd…. Haunt!

Are you even trying at all?
I thought I’d start from “undefined lingering” and build up from there.