Minister, it’s a simple question.
Oh, they’re always simple questions aren’t they?

If only the process of government was as simple as you’d have us believe, then perhaps we’d all-

Minister! Please! What is our country’s name!?

Fine. Let me be unequivocal in my equivocation.

Our country definitely has a name unless, of course, it does not.

I may or, quite certainly may not, be aware of that name.

Were that name to exist it may be shared with the press unless, perhaps, it is ultimately withheld.

Happy?
Not even remotely.
Excellent!