Straight from the horse’s mouth-end.
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There should have been a battle.
Your Majesty?
When it all ended, I mean.
I could have lead our armies against the forces of the apocalypse from atop a majestic steed!
I… wasn’t aware you knew how to ride a horse, your Majesty?
I don’t. But It can’t be that hard, can it?
Presumably you just point the… the mouth-end in the direction of the enemy and then off you go!
Indeed, your Majesty.