Please, Oh Enlightened One! Share with us your ancient wisdom!

Life and death…. is not a game.
Oooooooh!

Maximising corporate synergies… is not a game.
Oooooh.

Answering a multiple choice question… is not a game.
Yes but… is that C or D?

Ringmastering a circus… is not a game.
Um… what?

Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo Edition… is not a game.
Fuck off.
fight!
hadoken!