Ah! Our full class of first years is revealed. I’ll be honest, not all of them have acquired names yet. But that nice snake-looking fellow is called Sleen and the chap sitting to his right is Zwelphric. I’m sure the rest will get names eventually.
Transcripts
Student 1: Um… sorry, yes. Um… so… this class… it isn’t Introduction to Pyromancy?
Lemrin: Is that what I have written on the board behind me?
Student 1: No…
Lemrin: Then no, it is not.
Lemrin: I believe Instructor Reen is delivering that class down the hall in 1B11.
Student 1: Oh. Okay. I’m going to… I’m just gonna…
SFX: FLEE!
Lemrin: What about the rest of you?
Lemrin: Anyone else think they might be in the wrong place?
Student 2: Er… I’m not sure…
Lemrin: You aren’t sure?
Student 2: Well… I’m definitely where my timetable says I should be.
Student 2: But my timetable also says this class is supposed to be Introduction to Ubiquimancy.
Lemrin: Ah! Then here we have an altogether more interesting category of problem.
Blackboard: UBIQUIMANCY
Lemrin: Ubiquimancy. “The subtle art of everything.”
Lemrin: Also sometimes derisively described as “everyday magic.”
Lemrin: “Derision” being a theme that we will no doubt return to on multiple occasions in the future.