Too much crazy is bad for most things.
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Sol: I… I won’t tell you the things I did during the war.
Sol: But I was a starship with a grudge and enough of an arsenal to level a moon.
Sol: You can use your imagination. And the truth will still be worse.
Sol: Anyway… I think you probably know the rest.
Sol: The great and the good of the Galaxy got together to push back against the craziness.
Sol: We pushed and we pushed and we pushed and somewhere along the way we all went a little crazy too.
Sol: Until finally the less great and less good stepped in.
Sol: “The Corporate Peace” they called it. Turns out too much crazy was just bad for business.
Sol: So deals were made. Territory was traded, assurances were given. And eventually a settlement was reached.