JEDCØP 2.0: But also, he was a total loser.
HEDBØT: Wha-
Everyone: JEDCØP!

JEDCØP 2.0: How many times do I have to tell you all?
JEDCØP 2.0: It’s JEDCØP 2.0 now!

X2: Not cool disrupting your own funeral, JED.
Solace: This whole thing was your idea anyway.

JEDCØP 2.0: Technically, the wake was my idea.

JEDCØP 2.0: The funeral was all HEDBOT.
HEDBØT: I told you, having one without the other just didn’t seem right.

HEDBØT: And I thought it would be nice to have a chance to say goodbye to the old JEDCOP.
JEDCØP 2.0: I am the old JEDCØP!