X2: Why would I be? All my specs are on my profile.

X2: And besides, my chassis is fully compatible with all seven of the agreed galactic-standard sex organ configurations.
Solace: Seven?

X2: Sure – Intrude, Extrude, Squidform, Aqueous, Gaseous, Marmalade and Hyperphase.

X2: Plus I’ve got adaptors for another 23 of the most popular tertiary configurations!
Solace: I think I need to update my database.

Solace: Last time I checked there were only five galactic-standard…

SFX: Ping!
Solace: Oh!

Solace: Oh my…