(sings softly)
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
and he never has the same problem twice.
I try not to wait in lines. I’ll wait peripherally, enter when the line is down to 2, or leave. These violent fantasys depicted here are much more banal than the violent fantasys I harbor in line. A nd they usually involve a cashier.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:00 am
Me likey. That’s quite crazy.
It’d work too. By the time you develop an individual fate for each other person in line, it’ll be your turn.
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Don’t confuse wisdom with intellect. The wise never queue. The intellectual thinks too much to be that active. The Baldchemist
February 24th, 2008 at 1:15 am
I would like to respond but I am too deep in thought right now…Damn! Did I just respond?! Cripes now my head will surely cave in.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:27 am
(sings softly)
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw,
and he never has the same problem twice.
February 24th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I try not to wait in lines. I’ll wait peripherally, enter when the line is down to 2, or leave. These violent fantasys depicted here are much more banal than the violent fantasys I harbor in line. A nd they usually involve a cashier.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:52 am
my fantasies are usually dreadfully elaborate to the point where, by the time I finish pining over the details of my plot, I’m first in line.