No Tip

No Tip

Even infinite patience has its limits.

Posted on October 21, 2008 at 12:01 am in All Knowledge Is Strange, Miscellaneous Wisdom. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

34 Responses

  1. bob the mob says:

    Heh, as an atheist and former cabbie, I feel you. However, let’s just say for the sake of my living wage it was better to keep my opinions on the matter to myself.

  2. Bilbo says:

    umm, your an ass. and your artwork kinda sucks.

  3. Goonz says:

    But did the fucker want to go sarf of the river?

  4. Not bad, I’m looking forward to number 2. A Stumble for your efforts :)

  5. DigitalJesus says:

    yea Christianity borrows heavily from a lot of Asian religions like Hindusim, Buddhism, and Sihkism. Of course it also takes from Judaism, but that’s accepted since its a derivative. The belief is that Christ, if he existed, went to what is now India during the time not discussed in the bible inbetween childhood and mid adulthood. He probably went there and came back with a lot of the religious philosophies held in that area and brought them back claiming them as his own musings.

  6. clam says:

    as a former vancouver cabbie, it was my experience that australians dont tip either.

  7. Prise says:

    ___
    # clam Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 11:49 am

    as a former vancouver cabbie, it was my experience that australians dont tip either.
    ___

    its because in Australia we pay decent wages and tipping would be a big excess.

    funny stuff though.

  8. Sam says:

    Uhh, have you actually really compared Budhism and Hinduism? The only similarities are in the gnostic gospel of St. Thomas.

  9. dexter says:

    Funny stuff… next week

    I had that Islamic Prophet Mohammed in the back of the cab the other day. Thought it best not to draw a comic about him.

  10. CMAN says:

    If you got in a cab and some cunt cab driver told you you were worthless and would never be anything more than what you are now… would you leave a tip…?

  11. Dan says:

    HAH! Hilarious!

  12. Frac says:

    @CMAN… I don’t know. Did you?

    Zing!

  13. G says:

    Christianity borrows from Sikhism? That would be amazing, given Sikhism was founded around the year 1500. Jesus traveled to Asia? Have you ever actually looked into Eastern philosophy or are you just trying to rationalize your lunatic religion as being more worldly than it is?

    DigitalJesus, you are an idiot.

    Good cartoon, too bad it brought out the wack jobs.

  14. lawlercaust says:

    Bilbo Says: “umm, your an ass. and your artwork kinda sucks.”

    Your pathetic…
    I think this man deserves an award for pointing out the obvious.

  15. Duncansapien says:

    Didn’t leave a tip? Maybe he was Cross.

  16. Thrills says:

    the comic is hilarious, made even funnier by the asinine commentary by Dildo (sorry “bilbo”) and CMAN. You’re both angry, worthless pessimists lacking a sense of humor but sadly imbued with a sense that your input interests the rest of us. cheers fuckers.

  17. D says:

    G – Christianity shares many features with eastern religions, but has allegory and dogma heaped all over it, obscuring those similarities.

  18. Jeb says:

    Not funny and won’t come back, so actually the smartass comments sure to follow won’t be read by me anyway.. Australians are full of themselves…living wage comment was pompous. They’re cheap is all.

  19. Mind Sleeve says:

    @Bilbo (aka Dildo)

    I’m wondering when and or where you missed the point that this is a comic, and as such is going to be humorous. Maybe it’s not funny to everybody (obviously to people such as your self), but that’s no reason to be name calling, now is it?

    I don’t find Peanuts amusing in the least, and the cartooning isn’t exactly spectacular, but people love the shit out of that. It’s even been around since, I don’t know, about the time of Jesus.

    Anyways, my point is, you’ve made your self out to be the ass, and as such, deserve to be beaten like one (the mammal variety that is).

    And remember kids, Jesus rode an ass in the bible.

    No, seriously, look it up.

  20. HIndsite says:

    Australians aren’t cheap, we just don’t have a tipping culture. We issue tips if service was really good, not just because it’s a standard thing. If an Australian doesn’t give an American tip, put it down to cultural insensitivity/ unawareness

  21. sylvain says:

    duncansapian wins

  22. Goerge Bush says:

    wow this idiotic cartoon sure lured the ‘Chipmunks’ and boy they even have the sense of feeling insulted… my my how humanly of them… LOL

  23. Jag Pop says:

    Free tip for your cartoon #2:

    The follow up:

    Cartoon #2 is the day the FIRST Australian gives the cabbie a tip.

    The cabbie by this time is an old man
    with a long beard
    and hair.
    In fact, he kinda looks like…
    Jesus.

    As the cabbie looks at the tip he gives the punchline:

    Hallelujah

  24. xlephier prime says:

    i lol’d myself

  25. Bobalichious says:

    Shut the fuck up, that shit wasent even funny!!!

  26. stan says:

    Ha, pure genius!

    And just for you people freaking out here are some things to check out.
    Mithra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithra) – pretty much Jesus
    Egyptian Book of the Dead (http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/EGYPT/BOD125.HTM) – thats where they got the idea for those commandments…
    Epic of Gilgamesh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh) – or as most know it “Noah’s Ark”

  27. michael says:

    Haha I like it.

    In Liverpool every Taxi driver apparently went to school with John Lennon

  28. Bored says:

    haha that was funny. i hope jesus votes for obama today!

  29. Phil E. Drifter says:

    There is no god. Get over it and think for yourself instead of mindlessly regurgitating fairy tales passed down from incredibly primitive people who were relating stories of their DRUG USE. (Psychedelic mushrooms and peyote, as well as cannabis to a lesser extent. Once you smoke pot you really do feel like there must have been a god who gave you this wonderful plant.)

  30. TipTop says:

    What pisses me right the fuck off is the whole ‘service charge’ or ‘suggested tip’ bullshit in America. It’s slowly creeping into the UK too, and I don’t like it, especially since i tip generously without prompt.

  31. Marty says:

    I like the fact Jesus was found somewhere. Maybe that is tip enough.

  32. Hillery says:

    I, too, found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.

    (next to a dusty tic-tac)

  33. Allah is fake says:

    I never tip in America or Canada, I’ve paid for my food which is expensive enough to cover your effing wages. And America, your drinks are expensive enough without having your tipping crap. It doesn’t take a genius to pour a drink or open a bottle and your false chit chat and smiles aren’t worthy of a few dollars. If you want more money, tell your boss to lower his/her take.

    Last time I was in America the cabbie ASKED me for a tip, so I short changed him to prove a point. It’s your job to drive, you don’t get extra because you talked about the weather.

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