The doctor is in.
Take a tincture of vinegar and Campari every second Tuesday.
-lots of brisk walks but try to avoid unnecessary oscillation.
Don’t think of it as a rash – it’s an abstract, modern art tattoo!
Do you know what hemlock is?
Try disinfecting the hat with lime juice and then applying a poultice of lemongrass and cardamom.
Since when are you qualified to give medical advice?
Since people kept asking and the truth became repetitively dull.