So, in essence, the main findings of the independent management consultancy team can be summarised as follows:
Just ignore the problem and it will probably go away.

Brilliant!
Indeed.
Absolutely.

Although… what if we ignore a problem… and then it doesn’t go away?
Ah. They’ve got a proposed solution for that too.

They call it “The Sandpit.”

This is a disaster!
The sales team have quit, our supply chain has fallen apart and our stock is in freefall!

I’m sure it’ll all turn out fine.
Indeed.
Absolutely.