A very classified hat.
The Queen’s Head
So you all work at the new Ministry of Science place they opened up the road?
Classified, actually. Sorry!
Oh no, of course, I quite understand. We get you government types in here quite a lot. A nod’s as good as wink and all that.
Still – must be interesting work, what with all that science stuff?
Is there any part of the concept of “classified” that you actually do understand?
Hey! Maybe I was going to say something about myself unrelated to work. Did you think of that?
Oh? What’s that then?
Well, um… you see – outside of work – I’m… that is, I like to… er…
He has a very tall hat.
…I have a very tall hat.