The Queen’s Head

So you all work at the new Ministry of Science place they opened up the road?
That’s-
Classified, actually. Sorry!

Oh no, of course, I quite understand. We get you government types in here quite a lot. A nod’s as good as wink and all that.

Still – must be interesting work, what with all that science stuff?
Well-

Still classified.
But I-
Is there any part of the concept of “classified” that you actually do understand?

Hey! Maybe I was going to say something about myself unrelated to work. Did you think of that?

Oh? What’s that then?
Well, um… you see – outside of work – I’m… that is, I like to… er…

He has a very tall hat.
…I have a very tall hat.
Ooh!