Okay, fine – I was rich. I’m not embarrassed to say it.

But I’m still just as dead as everybody else. And what did being rich ever really get me?

I mean sure, I had a nice place to live. A few nice places.

And one or two fancy cars. And some motorbikes and a boat.

And yeah, okay, one jet.

And all right. I may have had, like, a whole lot of sex with all these incredibly attractive, athletic women.

But really, when you get right down to it, what did being rich get me in the-
I hate you.

Okay, fine – I was rich. I’m not embarrassed to say it.

But I’m still just as dead as everybody else. And what did being rich ever really get me?

I mean sure, I had a nice place to live. A few nice places.

And one or two fancy cars. And some motorbikes and a boat.

And yeah, okay, one jet.

And all right. I may have had, like, a whole lot of sex with all these incredibly attractive, athletic women.

But really, when you get right down to it, what did being rich get me in the-
I hate you.