No “Office Lights” found on network. Placing bulk online order for “Office highlights” hair dye.
*sigh*

You’re from the future, right? Do these things ever get any more reliable?
Oh, we stopped using voice recognition in our AI systems years ago.

Ever since the terrible night of the Spirit Vortex!

Oh. Well… I don’t think we need to worry about that just yet.

I’m pretty sure Elektra isn’t going to be creating any Spirit Vortexes any time soon.
be-boop!

Spirit Vortex request acknowledged. Vortex 1.0 not yet ready for installation.

Research progress now at… 00.001%
I’m really beginning to think I should have paid much more attention to that whole predestination briefing…